Friday, April 2, 2010

The Sqweel


Babeland says...
We all know that one tongue is good, but with the help of the Sqweel, you'll soon learn that ten tongues are even better. Each soft, velvety, sensuous pink tongue on the rotating wheel simulates oral sex perfectly by flicking gently across your clit. Luckily, the Sqweel won't give you any excuses — no tired jaw, no early meeting the next morning — so it'll keep going as long as you need. Consider inviting the Sqweel into your couple’s routine: use it during oral sex to vary the sensations with a real tongue, or hold it against your clit during penetration to relish the feeling of oral sex while fucking. Or experiment with the Sqweel's tongues lapping against your nipples, anus, perineum, balls, or the head of your penis...use your imagination, and the Sqweel will follow.

So Babeland sent me a Sqweel for review. I really am a curious cat and wanted to know why it was flying off the shelves right when it came into the store.. I mean, it's honestly not the most attractive toy on the market, which I am sure you've noticed. This pretty much sums up the term "novelty toy". Anyway, I put the batteries in and watched the tongues take off.. it has three speeds and it's a bit noisy.
I really found myself having to concentrate to get passed the novelty factor in order to use it and not just keep laughing.
It states in the above information that it "stimulates oral sex perfectly by flicking gently across your clit". I am not sure who decided what was "gentle", and yeah, yeah I know I am pretty sensitive downstairs but it definitely made me feel like I was getting smacked over and over... and over again. Might be the toy for you if that's what you're into. It wasn't exactly a painful experience as much as just completely uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong, I lubed it up quite nicely with some slick water based lubricant so it shouldn't have felt so bad, but it did. It was disappointing. Keep in mind this could just not be working for me because I've had quite a bit of growth since I started hormones a bit over 2 years ago.

Now, I did happen to find a good use for the toy. Analingus. That's right, I said it. If you like getting your ass licked, this would be the toy for you. For me, it kinda tickled but I have heard from others that they like this toy more for analingus as well.

More info on the Sqweel
* Size: 4-1/2" x 4-1/4"
* Material: Silicone and ABS hard plastic
* Volume: 3 out of 5
* Intensity: 3 out of 5
* Batteries: Three AAA (not included)

You can clean the silicone tongues by opening the side of the device and sliding out the wheel of tongues. Wash them with warm water and mild soap.

Go Girl -- STP device

Go Girl

Don't let the name throw you off.

Babeland Let me review the Go Girl and this is what it says on the product page:
If you've always wanted to pee standing up but your anatomy prevents it, the Go Girl is the STP (Stand to Pee) device for you. Soft, flexible silicone cups you comfortably, allowing you to pee freely and direct the stream where you want it to go. Of course, the silicone also makes for easy cleanup — just rinse/wipe it off, then boil it for disinfection later. And the pliable material allows you to fold/scrunch it up and stuff it in a bag or pocket for later. Great for gender transition, camping, public bathrooms, writing your name in the snow...

As you all know, it can be quite a pain in the ass when you're out in public and the only men's restroom there is has a trough and a stall with no door. I can't even tell you how many times I have had to hold it because there was absolutely no where to squat. Especially when you've had a little too much to drink at the bar...
Ive tried many different STP devices and have been pretty disappointed with just about every one of them. If I didn't get the medicine spoon to fit in just the right spot I ended up peeing all over myself. If the funnel thing had a tiny hole at the end and I had a full bladder the back flow would end up splashing back at me. If the device did work then I just had no where to store it since I don't carry a bag with me and I'm not about to start carrying one just for the thing I pee into. I've tried the Pstyle and enjoyed it, other than the fact that its made of hard plastic and measures as so: 7-1/2” x 1-1/2” x 3/4". There was no where for me to put it without having it stick out of my pocket and I don't find that too be too cute. Though the name wouldn't be my first choice, the Go Girl is pretty damn awesome. Luckily Babeland sells 2 colors so I can toss the original pink one I've gotten (I am not much a fan of pink). This is the only STP device I have been able to use with absolutely no problems. Its made of a very soft silicone and can be folded into a little ball, back into its little plastic tube or perfectly fit flatly into your back pocket. I haven't had a problem with back flow or with being discreet about pulling it out at a urinal. Unfolded it measures out to 6-1/2" x 5". It can be cleaned with warm water and mild soap or disinfected by boiling for 5 minutes tops.
I highly recommend this product to any gut that wants to stand and pee and it worried about all this things that comes with it.
Pick up your Go Girl at Babeland for cheap!


I apologize, its been a while...


Babeland says...
Shake your booty all night long with the beginner-friendly Bootie anal plug. Insertion is easy thanks to the firm, tapered tip; and once in place, the pliable neck, tapered base and soft silicone make wearing the Bootie all pleasure. The curved base helps ‘rock’ the Bootie for gentle prostate stimulation, and squeezing the resilient shaft with anal muscles amps up the sensation. It's bootie-licious! Brought to you by Fun Factory.

First of all this is a really nice little plug. I've never been one to explore butt sex before the hormones. Maybe once or twice for experimental purposes but even since the hormones kicked in it seems that its something I often think about. So when Babeland gave me the option of reviewing this little guy, I jumped on it. I've always been a big fan of Fun Factory products. I enjoy the feel of their silicone and they make my absolute favorite toy, the Share.
This plug, I will say, is great for beginners. The silicone is soft and flexible and not intimidating at all. It's fairly small measuring at 2-1/2” x 1” and retails for $32. Not bad in my opinion, especially since Babeland is running a hidden egg promo right now where if you find different hidden eggs on the site, they get you coupon codes and discounts.
They also sell a Bootie plug & Sliquid Booty combo which is great because anytime you want to experiment with butt play you want to make sure you're all nice and lubed up. Just remember that with any type of silicone toys, you do not want to use a silicone based lubricant. It will cause a chemical reaction and break down the silicone in your toy, ruining it.

It took a minute to work up the courage to stick something in my butt for the first time but I managed to stay relaxed (which is always good because the more relaxed you are, the less tense your butt is). It was interesting to say the least but oh so nice. It stayed put quite nicely as I used it while wearing my Spareparts while in a standing position. ...and then in every other position I happened to get myself into at the time. Anyway, this toy was quite a pleasant experience for me. I almost want to say it will be waiting on my end table for me since it could potentially be something I'd want to use on a constant basis.. but I've gotta keep things exciting and in rotation.

For more info on learning how to play with your butt go to Butt Sex for Beginners